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Joke of the Day

"Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like."

"What Did The Egg Say To the Boiling Water? I just got laid by a chick, its gonna take me a while to get hard."

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"Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table. There must have been a show and karaoke."

"What does a buff zombie want? Gaaaaaaaiiiinnnnnnnnnssssss."

"I've been to multiple yard and garage sales, but have never walked away with a plot of land or a place to store my vehicles."

"What's red, 6in. long and my gf cries when I feed it to her? Her Miscarriage."

"What happened to King Midas after he facepalm'd? He turned into Donald Trump."

"Why can't feminists change a light bulb? Because no matter how many you have they still can't change shit."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they."