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Joke of the Day
"Cheer Up. Right now, somebody, somewhere, is thinking about you naked."
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"They say genius skips a generation.In our case it fell off our family tree and died."
"Local store is having a MLK day sale Everything is 2/5ths off"
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free"
"How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish man? None"
"And for dinner... Mary had a little lamb."
"My drivers license says I'm an organ donor, but jokes on them because I own a piano."
"CONSERVE ENERGY: How would you feel if someone turned you on and then left?"
"""Why is it that whenever there's two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?"""
"""Opinions are like assholes..."" ""... I like yours."" -SO this morning"