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Joke of the Day
"Chemists do it on the table... Periodically."
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"Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries."
"Sometimes love is like having one too many drinks....you feel so good that you don't notice you're making a fool of yourself."
"What do you call an edited series of MILF videos? A Momtage"
"You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children? ""One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift."" By Doppler Seuss."
"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferarri."
"I made my wife dinner tonight She was great with BBQ sauce"
"Two condoms walk by a gay bar . . . . . . one looks to the other and says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""
"Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind"
"""Al-Qaeda: 'ISIS Goes Too Far'."" Ah the Middle East, where al-Qaeda is the voice of moderation."