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Joke of the Day

"Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian."

"I saw the add on page one. I dont have a reason to stand for cancer. But I do have a reason to sit for diabetes."

"You can't give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I'm a model doing a photo shoot. It's science."

"I forgot the joke about the Jonestown Massacre. All I remember is that the punchline killed"

"Knock knock. The game."

"Infatuation prick is the answer, what is the question? How do you want your wontons cooked?"

"Two dogs are standing beside a road... The first one goes, ""woof"", the second says, ""knock it off! That's all you said yesterday."""

"WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN.. U are a BITCH Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*"

"What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog."

"One more glass of wine and my ""only a lesbian from the waist up"" rule is about to go out the window."