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Joke of the Day

"2 pacs of eminems for 50 cents? Man that's Ludacris"

"what do you call a hooker with a runny nose? full."

"The gas station air pump costs a dollar because air doesn't grow on trees."

"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make seizure salad!"

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because 7 8 9."

"Free shipping? I walked into an airport with two bags: ""I want this one to go to Chicago, and this one to go to Paris."" ""Sir, you can't do that."" ""Why not? It happened the last time."""

"Sometimes you need a little distance to see things clearly, but other times it is obviously a bear and you should probably just run"

"What's the same about Mexican and Black people? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)"

"Mesut Ozil was quoted as saying ""I want to help Arsenal win trophies."" So when does the rest of the Real Madrid squad arrive with you?"

"Lady, your baby needs to chill. This is MY Binky. I found it fair and square after ""someone"" threw it on the ground. Finders keepers."