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Joke of the Day
"When does a pentagon not have 5 sides? When it's intersected by a plane"
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"What's the difference between a kinky guy and a pervert? ""The kinky guy uses the feather but the pervert uses the whole chicken"" As told to me by the old guy who sat next to me on the plane"
"What is Yoda's last name? Layhehoo"
"Dandruff. Plastic bags. Dish soap --> things more interesting than my friends' Facebook updates"
"How many feet are in a yard? 4 if you have a dog."
"Tried to impress 9 by making up sentences containing 3 of her vocabulary words at once, so now she knows what ""nerd"" means."
"My girlfriend came home yesterday.... She told me to take off her shirt. I obeyed. Then she told me to take off her skirt, so I said ""OK"". Then she told me to never wear her clothes again"
"Why David shorted his surname to Hoff? Because it was too much Hassel"
"What sound does a bloated dead horse make when you beat it? If you're still waiting for a punchline, why are you here?"
"An Italian woman walks in on her husband giving a man a ""Golden Shower"". In her dumbfounded state, the shocked woman could only think of one thing to say. ""European!"""