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Joke of the Day
"John need Taxi John: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. Steve: Yes, sir. You are a taxi"
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"""WTF IS THIS?!?!"" dad demands as he looks at my report card. I explain to him the idea of schooling and grading systems and he calms down."
"What do you get... When you donkey eats my roosters 2 feet? 2 feet of my cock in your ass!"
"What do you call a small dog that can store food? Pupperware"
"I like my women like I like my wine.... Nine years old and locked in my basement."
"mom hates dad My mother used to be a ventriliquist.. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father"
"WORM 911: what's ur emergency FLATWORM: I CUT MYSELF BAD WORM 911: u need medical help? FLATWORM: wait, there's 2 of me now. we're good."
"I just pissed like a horse. Not an easy stance, let me tell you."
"[leans against bus stop as bus approaches & winks at girl waiting] I could easily afford to get on that if I wanted to."
"Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it ""resisting arrest."""