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Joke of the Day

"Can someone finish this joke? My friend wrote this much before he committed suicide:""Three prostitute nuns walk into a bar..."""

"""This is so wrong,"" I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut"

"Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*"

"How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!"

"What do you call a horny cow? Beef jerky :)"

"Why do waitresses hate mohels? Because they never leave a tip."

"A drug addict died in his sleep... I guess he overdozed."

"Hey brotherrrr (by Avicii) There's an endless road to be disMOTHERed! Lmao"

"Used way too much moisturizer and I may have to call in slick tomorrow."

"I bet parents get annoyed when their kids ask ""are we there yet?"" when they're fully aware they now live in a car"