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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Bach be a rapper? Because he's Baroque."
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"THE RIGHT ONE HOW CAN YOU BE CERTAIN YOU FOUND THE RIGHT ONE? AFTER YOU PASS GAS,THEY HAVENT FILED FOR AN ORDER OF PROTECTION"
"Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion."
"Why doesn't Spiderman like rice? It reminds him of Uncle Ben."
"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because when they left the old country, immigration officers put a sticker on their lapel that read To NY."
"People thought I was crazy when I said I was going to cure blindness. But they'll see. They'll all see!"
"Last time I wore my celery costume out in public I was arrested for stalking."
"What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist? He is risen."
"What do you call a reptile...? What do you call a reptile who says ""But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time""? [The Wonderful Lizard of Pause](/spoiler)"