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Joke of the Day
"What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist? He is risen."
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"It's like my golf instructor thinks I'm mature enough to handle him talking about balls, and how to properly grip the club."
"Couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom."
"Dad, can I have another cup of water? Dad: But its your 12th cup tonight! Son: I know, the baby's room is still on fire."
"My lesbian neighbor got me a Rolex this year for my birthday... I think she misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""
"I don't like going to the beach. I'm a playa hater."
"I thought i ran away from the Tomatoes I really didn't think they would ketchup."
"There's a steering wheel in my pants It's driving me nuts"
"What's a Sicilian terrorists favorite treat? Italian ISIS'"
"People who speak who speak 3 languages are trilingual People who speak 2 languages are bilingual. People who speak 1 language are Americans."