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Joke of the Day

"What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist? He is risen."

"What is the difference between a poker card and Africa? The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS."

"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand? Because the indians kept coming and coming..."

"If evolution is real how come? Monkeys still throw their poop underhanded"

"A fun gym game is to drag your treadmill behind someone else's, and then run with a determined glare while holding a bat."

"I've had many traumatic experiences with Mexicans... I don' wanna taco 'bout it."

"How do we know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it had been invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush."

"If I have written a tweet similar to yours, I apologize for your lack of depth and vision."

"In a new poll, 80% of Japanese women admit to having faked origami"

"*on phone* He: so where is this going, babe? Me: *dumps pop rocks into mouth* I can't hear you...reception's bad!!"