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"I hate when I put my open beer down and forget where I put it and then I find like 7 open beers."
"My daydream solution to organizing my house is always arson."
"My resume is really just a list of things I never want to do again."
"Why was the snake soft? He had reptile dysfunction."
"Did you see that? That's the third time she came over here. I think she likes me. ""This is Applebee's and she is our waitress"""
"When a man falls over the side of a boat... the crew shouts ""Man overboard!"" When a woman falls over, the crew shouts ""Full speed ahead!"""
"Tifu by farting in my girlfriend's face It was a shitty thing to do."
"sometimes to end a text convo thats going on too long u gotta break out the big guns and say you're going to bed. at 2:30 in the afternoon."
"Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Me: YES HELLO DO BEES SLEEP AT NIGHT?"