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Joke of the Day

"I just invented a new word Plagiarism"

"Automatic doors don't work when running full speed. I know that now."

"I tried to kill a spider with glitter spray... Now it won't stop stripping and I have to call it cinnamon."

"How do you put a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender first How do you get it out? Tortilla chips"

"What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian? A Trans Pacific Partnership"

"Did you hear about the French guy who died after eating in a fish restaurant? It must have been food poissoning."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool. All credit goes to the apples and apples folks."

"You'd think these people on Grey's Anatomy would've already figured out that a major disaster is going to happen every year around May."

"What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive. "

"I'd make a joke about mentally handicapped people... But I can't compete with the one God already made"