42580
Joke of the Day
"I just invented a new word Plagiarism"
Next Joke
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know."
"What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher? A subwoofer."
"I like my eggs like the women I like Whites only"
"What do you call a metalhead with a cold? Flemmy"
"What did the spud lover do before it went to bed? It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock."
"This banker I know has absolutely no friends... I think he's loanly"
"Imagine This... Smeagol ( Lord of the Rings ) replaces in Tryion ( Game Of Thrones ) For Game Of Thrones"
"Carrying a warm burrito in the big front pocket of my sweatshirt is the closest I'll ever come to understanding motherhood."
"*eats whole carrot cake* *waits for eyesight to improve*"