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Joke of the Day

"Got a big audition coming up that requires me to tell a good school appropriate joke. I have plenty of jokes, none of them school appropriate. I thought I'd come here for help."

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"I was going to repost this really condescending joke I read, but... you guys didn't get it last time, and probably wont get it this time either."
"when I kiss a guy who has a mustache I'll close my eyes and pretend he's either Mario or Luigi, depending on his height"
"A person running around with a laptop chasing an unsecured WiFi signal looks eerily like a cat chasing a laser pointer."
"What goes ""oh oh oh""? Santa walking backwards."
"What did the disappointed paraplegic say? I will not stand for this."
"Pickup line! NSFW Did you watch the news report on how sausage can give you cancer? Well I know where you can find one which won't give you cancer ;)"
"A son tells his father that the first driving lesson was great. Until the police stopped the stolen car!"
"Chick on tinder < chicken tender"
"BLIND KIDS: Lady Gaga looks like what a chicken sounds like."