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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer"

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"I knew she was about to say something intelligent because she began with, ""You once told me..."""
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"""For God's sex, stop making fun of my English."" #WhereEnglishFails"
"What do you call someone with one arm and no legs? Names"
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"It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as ""how is she still employed."""
"Fire at will! Why does everyone hate Will? ^^courtesy ^^of ^^my ^^Uncle ^^Rick"
"Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left? Because women are right."
"Celebrating Good Friday by honoring Jesus aka doing the same thing he did today and hanging with my Bros."