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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smart plumber? A wisecrack."
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"What is worst then a repost???"
"the kidz bop version of gangnam style plays 24hrs a day in hell. do you accept jesus christ as your lord and saviour?"
"I'd be the X-man who was always pointing out the continuity flaws in our storyline"
"I overheard a voyeur couple talk... ... about how they needed to start seeing other peepholes."
"""I don't understand what this statue of a man talking is supposed to mean"" ""It's confusing, but I think it's a figure of speech."""
"Everyone in my class is autistic What else would ya expect in the Hahvahd School of Aht and Desahn?"
"What's tinier than a teeny weenie ant? An ant's teeny weenie."
"I went to visit my Grandpa... My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"I forgot to take my wallet out of my pants in the washer. I have committed money laundering."