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Joke of the Day

"How to end an interview: 1. Thank them for their time. 2. Shake their hand firmly. 3. Firmer. 4. Firmer yet. 5. BREAK HIS HAND YOU MUST WIN"

"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner"

"How do you get a homosexual man to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!"

"I saw a midget insect having his first orgasm... It was a little beecoming."

"What is a cannibal's favorite food to eat when he is lazy? Ra-men"

"Monica Blue Knock knock. Whos there? Monica Blue. Monica Blue who? Bill Clinton."

"What do you call it when 2 guys fight over a slut? Tug-of-whor"

"""Your son's been involved in a shenanigan"" What kinda shenanigans? ""It was just one shenanigan"" You called me down here for one shenanigan?"

"Roses are red Violets aren't ferns Since I've been with you When I pee it burns."