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"*points at self* the man.. *poimts at foot* the leg-end"
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"""Can't touch this."" ""Can't touch this."" ""Can't touch this."" --MC Hammer giving a Museum tour"
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"Dentist to parsimonious patient ""No we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"""
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