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Joke of the Day
"How is a pirate like a trumpet player? They both murder on the high C's."
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"What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat!"
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"A company in India is releasing the first-ever ""smart shoe"" that connects with Google Maps to track your footsteps. ""Merry Christmas,"" said your wife."
"[GoT joke] A Stark, a Baratheon and a Lannister walk into an inn and everyone you love DIES!!"
"I hate when people inbox me to tell me how funny my status es are... Motherf*cker there is a ""like"" button for a reason!"
"What changes the more popular it gets Hillary Clinton's views"
"""Stuff that alligator in that dolphin"" - God creating sharks"
"What do you call a Mexican in quick sand? Quatro Sinko"
"Why do melons always have church weddings? Because they cantaloupe."