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Joke of the Day

"The council have started asking people what they think of their plans to build a wind turbine off the local coastline. I'm not a big fan."

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"What do you do when an elephant comes into a room? Swim."
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"You've got a buttload of good things coming your way... ...and I'm behind you one hundred percent."
"I was never into long-distance masturbation... But now look how far I've come!"
"*looks up from phone* ""Kids!! we're leaving the playground in 22 percent."""