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Joke of the Day
"I once had a job circumcising Elephants The pay was low, but the tips were *huge*"
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"Olive Garden's motto of ""When Youre Here, Youre Family"" makes sense bc I also try to make my family miserable by serving them terrible food."
"Yall wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."
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"A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said 'It's no good you talking to me young man I'm stone deaf !'"
"What do Jewish pirates wear? YARRRRMULKES."