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Joke of the Day
"What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common? They're both X-Men."
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"Your Mum's so Mean she doesn't even have a standard deviation."
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the building on the other side"
"After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the rest of the week anyways."
"The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter."
"1) Open a Kinkos style office supply store in Bel Air 2) Name it Fresh Prints 3) Make millions 4) Move to West Philadelphia"
"I had a one night stand with an Amish guy the other week... He never called me back."
"My black friend asked me if there was a coloured printer today in the library.. I said ""Dude, what the fuck? It's 2015, you can use whatever printer you want."""
"she died doing what she loved: looking at her phone while crossing the street"
"As a kid I've always wanted to be Batman when I grew up but then i was disappointed by a sudden realization... I have parents"