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Joke of the Day
"What did the upper class Rastafari say when he walked into the bakers shop? One love me breda."
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"How many children did Josh Duggar molest? 19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/"
"What do you call a Chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Caesar salad."
"[firetruck honks its obnoxiously loud horn] [goose in the distance hears it] ""Oh shit guys, that sounds like my wife. Gotta fly"""
"""Thank you for coming."" ""It was mandatory."" #corporateshows"
"What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee? Britney Spears"
"The only folks who put them passwords on that fancy wi-fi internets is terrorists. This is Merica, land of the free."
"What do cops do at a buffet? They pig out."
"Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !"
"Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: ""We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."""