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Joke of the Day

"I can prove that primates don't exist... Eight divides evenly by 2 or 4."

"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"

"There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"The NFL has hired their first female referee. She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago."

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."

"Jurassic Park (1993): An old man with ungodly amounts of money doesn't have any common sense."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."

"What does picking your nose and masturbating have in common? It feels fuckin awesome but when you get caught its awkward as hell."

"Every time I drive past a hitchhiker I feel kinda bad thinking maybe they're just liking my status."

"I don't understand how Authorities can tell us that we ""Can't Negotiate with terrorists..."" I just got a free can of Coke with my kebab..."