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Joke of the Day

"[mean joke to girls from guys] I really hope you get the hottest boyfriend So I have a chance on hot girls"

"When there are no volunteers, they get appointed."

"I have kids now... Their parents must be angry."

"My contact lenses just fell out and fell down the toilet.. Now I can't see sh!t."

"Always trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie."

"I tried Haggis for the first time today... It tasted offal!"

"Bruce Jenner, substantiated proof... Women are worse drivers."

"I do my women like I do my homework I don't"

"I consider Words with Friends a work-related activity because it helps me take my mind off being stuck in this shithole."

"I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... It needs more work."