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Joke of the Day

"Some women have mood swings... others have mood theme parks."

"I've been studying Israeli army martial arts. I now know 16 different ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back."

"One social worker asks another ""What time is it?"" The second replies, ""I don't know, I'm not wearing a watch."" The first says, ""That's OK, the important thing is we talked about it."""

"What does Bill Cosby have in common with Santa? They both come while you sleep"

"Dad Joke Survivors A nickelodeon presentation."

"People ask me how I got a BMI of 21.2. I tell them, ""I just did the meth""."

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because 7 - 8 - 9."

"The perfect response to ""there's a party in my pants and everyone's coming"" ""Is it a search party?"" Ba-dum-tiss.."

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."

"The failure of my business confounds me. It just doesn't make cents."