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Joke of the Day
"what do elephants use as a tampons? Sheep."
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"Why is PMS called PMS? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was taken."
"Somewhere out there, a man named Private Number is sobbing uncontrollably because no one ever takes his phone calls."
"What's black and doesn't work? A broken TV.............. racist."
"So this guy comes in a smokeshop. No wait! A horse! So this guy comes in a horse"
"Why are rubber tires black? So the police know what to shoot at during a chase"
"I hate when people talk to me while I'm using the restroom, the other day, this guy was all like ""Sir this is a display model at Home Depot"""
"How many sad soccer fans are there today? A Brazillion..."
"[Drive-thru] CRONUS: Yes- I'll have the bucket of popcorn children Intercom: *crackling* Popcorn chicken, sir? CRONUS: omg what did I say"
"Told by the driver of the bus we were on Driver: so you hear president obama is in the hospital right? Us: no we didnt Driver: he cant stop putin"