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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match? He was given a constellation prize."
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"A blowjob makes your day, but anal makes your hole weak."
"If there's ever a zombie outbreak, it should happen in Las Vegas Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."
"What is a modern name for a store that specializes in the sale of pornography? A junk shop."
"I broke up with my girlfriend because I like my women like I like my coffee Without other people's dicks in it."
"I'm an okay dancer until I whip out the finger guns, then I'm just majestic."
"What's the first thing a 16 yr old, from Arkansas, says after sex? Get off me Pa you're crushing my Copenhagen!"
"What have you got if your pet kangaroo gets into molasses and Indian curry? An Indian goo roo"
"[Toothpaste Laboratory] Dentist 1: Yes Dentist 2: Yes Dentist 3: Yes Dentist 4: Yes Dentist 5: Not so fast..."
"Please keep yelling incoherently at strangers on the internet about which candidate you think is best. This will surely change their minds"