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Joke of the Day
"I tried to steal a didgeridoo from a museum... I didgeri-shouldn't-have-done-that. 3 years...."
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"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've ever said I'd have a small loan of a million dollars."
"My grandpa says our generation relies too much on technology... I replied ""No, YOUR generation relies too much on technology"", and unplugged his life support."
"What did the german with food allergies say? Gluten Nacht"
"My boyfriend is like an iPhone 7 Just jacks off"
"If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong."
"Being old is like being in prison... It hurts to bend over."
"I was passing a Chinese restaurant the other day on my way home... And thought ""when in Rome"" so I got general tso's"
"I don't trust anyone who doesn't count their donuts before leaving a drive-thru."
"What does a Jewish man, an Asian man, and a black man have in common? They all like cantaloupe."