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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend is like an iPhone 7 Just jacks off"

"I'm hungry A boy walks up to his dad. ""Dad I'm hungry."" ""Hi hungry!"" ""Dad I'm serious."" ""I'm sorry serious, I thought you were hungry."" The boy then dies of hunger."

"I've always liked prostitutes... Personally, I feel like they give me the most bang for the buck."

"What kind of monkey can fly? A hot air baboon!"

"There are straight women who turn lesbian when horny. I believe 'spaghetti' is the correct term. Straight untill wet."

"You never realize how boring life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun."

"I don't know why I broke up with the gym... ..I guess we just weren't working out."

"""Why is there music coming out of your printer?"" ""That will be the paper jamming again!"""

"My uncle Robert was a shit ventriloquist He used to stick his hand up my arse and tell me to say nothing"

"All these jokes about small hands are getting lazy. And you know what they say about lazy jokes. Bad punch lines."