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Joke of the Day
"I pay a monthly membership fee that lets me think about going to a gym."
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You ever try to jelly it in her ass?"
"Never telling another baby goat joke again. I'm not kidding."
"[graduation] ...and I owe it all to my mom, and my late dad *sheds tear* [crowd cries] *dad walks in holding starbucks* ""traffic, my bad"""
"My grandpa told me that ""your generation relies too much on technology."" I responded with, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."
"""Stop hitting me."" -Rock bottom."
"Anal with my girlfriend made my whole day But it made her whole week."
"How do you confuse a fish? You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!"
"Italian Guy with a problem What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other? A Speech Impediment :)"
"The E. coli in the city water supply means I am just one glass away from my goal weight."