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Joke of the Day

"Italian Guy with a problem What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other? A Speech Impediment :)"

"What do you call a new gym opening up in the finance district Capital Gains"

"STAGES OF DRUNK: 1. Wow. I can dance. 2. All hats look GOOD on me. 3. Shhh. Don't wake up the cows."

"When I die, I want you to carry my casket So you can let me down one last time."

"What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity? Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !"

"GEEK BOOTY CALL... FRESH AIR You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!"

"What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung"

"Nobody has 3 cats. You either have 1 or 2, but from there you leap directly to 17."

"I passed my hepatitis test with flying colours! I got an A, two B's and a C!"