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Joke of the Day

"My grandpa told me that ""your generation relies too much on technology."" I responded with, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."

"Hollywood hasn't remade Spiderman in a couple weeks. I hope they're okay."

"A baby seal... ... walks into a club."

"I slept with a girl who was so fat I had to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot"

"You're so ugly... your birth certificate is a letter of apology."

"Worst part of being sick? Sneezing while taking a piss..."

"""Hey, will you join us in our street protest?"" No thanks ""Why not?"" I actually love streets"

"I used to live with a girl ...until she realized I was there"

"What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party? He got the cold shoulder."

"An organ trafficker has a date ""What do you do for a living?"", asks the date. ""I trade illegal organs."", the trafficker says. ""Jesus! Don't you have a heart?"" ""Was that a critic or an order?"""