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Joke of the Day

"Santa claus may only come once a year... But when he does he does it, on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!"

"Do you know why they call it a raspberry pi 2? Because when you see it you'll turn 2 pi radians and walk away."

"Two cannibals are stewing up a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting."

"A gay couple and a lesbian couple Both need to leave quickly. Who gets out first? The gay couple. Their shit's already packed."

"The second I sense someone about to ask for a bite of what I'm eating, I immediately shove the whole damn thing in my mouth & look baffled."

"I thought it was funny... Came up with this one yesterday ""What did off-center say to tilted? I don't know either he told me to askew!"""

"Some people talk the talk, others walk the walk. And here I am, a mute in a wheelchair."

"I don't normally pisses off anyone on reddit. But when i do [deleted]"

"April showers bring May flowers. But what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."