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Joke of the Day
"April showers bring May flowers. But what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
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"I like my coffee how I like my women... Not black."
"A wise man once said nothing."
"After a number of meetings and discussions, a blonde 18-year-old was dismissed from FFA, the Future Farmers of America group. She couldn't keep her calves together."
"What do you call a thief that leaves a trail? A crummy thief!"
"What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them? A positive pregnancy test."
"Every husband is a farmer by default.. his survival solely depends on ""Agree""culture"
"TIM: how are you? ME: it's Monday TIM: yeah ME: the sun is up TIM: are u just listing facts? ME: lettuce is a member of the sunflower family"
"A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help I'm doing my part!"
"""i'm positive i can find a wrong way to eat a Reese's"" i say as i begin drilling a hole directly into my stomach"