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Joke of the Day

"What are all sports in Africa called? The hunger games"

"I just found out I'm going to be a father!!! My wife will be pretty mad when she finds out."

"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to get out, saying, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" The mushroom replies, ""Why not? I'm a fun guy."""

"teacher question The teacher asked his student: Does the wild fox gives birth or lays egg ? The student said: the fox is a sly !! you should expect anything from him !!"

"how do you reference your local humane society on twitter? ""##"""

"late night science fact: if u laid out your veins from end to end u would die"

"Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream? He was hit by a buss"

"What's going on in Paris is outrageous. You think the french would have surrendered by now."

"One day at a Stripper Club Stripper: ""The more you tip, the more I'll reveal!"" (*tips more money*) Stripper: ""Bush did 9/11!"""

"WIFE: what's going on? ME: [locking the door] I haven't had an apple in 3 days DOCTOR: [outside, stethoscope in hand] I can hear u breathing"