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Joke of the Day

"I just found out I'm going to be a father!!! My wife will be pretty mad when she finds out."

"Why is the grass greener in Ireland, than it is in England? It's because we are all over here in England, walking on your grass."

"If I had a buck for every time an elk was confused for a deer... I'd have a lot of doe"

"I learned two important lessons today. I can't remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down."

"What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !"

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a gun to it's head and tell it to."

"OMG another Chilean just got voted out of the mine, can't wait to see who wins"

"My Boss's Name is Richard. I think his last name should be Cranium; because he is a dick head."

"I'm trying to explain Twitter to this cop. He still wants to know why I'm driving naked."

"Reddit More like shmreddit"