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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. ...because I don't have time to get arrested today."
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"Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass!"
"Umm, when someone posts that they're having a bad day, I don't think it's proper Facebook etiquette to ""like"" their status."
"[interview] So what's a personal strength? ""Honesty."" And a failing? ""I murder people who don't hire me."""
"Why do fishermen fish in north America? 'Cause they're all about that bass"
"Where does a homosexual Southerner live? In dick-sea land"
"If you talk a lot about ""networking"" you're the kind of person that nobody wants to network with."
"Be careful! Someone's using this sub to target victims He's a real predditor"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving? Still no idea."
"Politically correct joke"