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Joke of the Day

"I try to tell good jokes... ...but they always come out a little funny."

"The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad. And you said id never amount to anything"

"I hugged someone once and they expected it every time they saw me. I'll never do that again."

"NCAA Hockey needs to re-name brackets. How is Alaska in the NE? They can see Russia."

"I thought I saw an octopus but it was just 8 eels kissing a butternut squash."

"A sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse a man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears... Personally I think its nuts."

"I don't consider it a good night out if it doesn't end up as a super villain's origin story"

"Why can't you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!"

"Click for the joke The joke"

"What did the termite eat for dinner? A table for two."