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Joke of the Day

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"How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people? He couldn't stand it."

"If your iPhone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your electronics for you"

"How do you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits in your wife's clothes"

"He used to be Hand Solo Then he gave Leia the D."

"A 4 year old boy examined his testicles... while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet', she replied"

"What would you call a store that sold only mints and gum? Bad Breath and Beyond."

"Life would be simpler if you were notified when you were added to lists IRL. ""Your crush"" has added you to list ""Friend Zone""."

"I wish I could feed people I don't like to my cat."

"I just slept 8 hours straight Then another 2 hours gay"