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Joke of the Day

"The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad. And you said id never amount to anything"

"What's the difference between a communist and a feminist? The communist wants equality"

"Why does KFC only sell christian chicken? Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list."

"Red sea. Dolphins for some reason can't stop vacationing in Japan. Seriously, who told them that the coast was to die for."

"My thoughts on the recent events by the Reddit Staff [removed]"

"Kid, if you don't know whether your Batman costume is pre or post reboot continuity, you don't deserve candy. Also, Batman doesn't cry."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic who tried to commit suicide? He jumped behind an oncoming train."

"A stampede of homeless people was heading to the local shelter. One might say they were bum rushed."

"If you were an Apple product You'd be an iSore."

"Why are round bales of hay illegal? Because cows can't get a square meal."