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Joke of the Day

"if im being ridiculed online, i will not hesitate to post a photo of a gun. is it my gun? maybe i just googled it. you gonna take that risk?"

"Greenpeace have come up with a new name for shrimp hunting, claiming it's the same as mass murder. They're calling it columbrine"

"League of Legends, Dota, and Hearthstone are now on ESPN Title"

"Two fish are swimming in a tank... one looks at the other and says, ""You know how to drive this thing?"""

"What did the mime say to his girlfriend?"

"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and.... ....I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."

"My parent trap worked perfectly. I now have five parents."

"Commandment XI: There Shall Be No Boner Sound Other Than ""Boioioioioioing"""

"People that are stoned shouldn't throw glass houses."

"""I don't know the government, and I'm not giving them any of my coins."" - my 4yo after I explained taxes"