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Joke of the Day
"People that are stoned shouldn't throw glass houses."
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"It's not manslaughter if they chew with their mouth open."
"Just found this hillarious joke I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year."
"A doctor was listening to a teenage girl's heart ""All right,"" he said, ""take big breaths."" ""What?"" she said. ""Big breaths!"" ""Yeth!"" she said. ""And I'm only thixteen!"""
"my Liam Nissan is missing from the parking lot it's been taken 2014"
"This grocery store is playing ""Freebird"" which I interpret as an invitation to shoplift a turkey."
"You might be a hipster if... Friend: Did you see that <funny cat picture> on reddit's frontpage? Me: Naah, I don't subscribe to all the big, popular subreddits."
"""I want frog legs."" -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever"
"A unicorn without testicles is called a eunuchorn"