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Joke of the Day
"What did the mime say to his girlfriend?"
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"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana... and butterflies like margarine."
"TIFU by asking a chinese girl's number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
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