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Joke of the Day

"League of Legends, Dota, and Hearthstone are now on ESPN Title"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was too much pride on his side."

"My pal is very dumb. The first time she saw a spaghetti bowl, she thought of a harder version of Mikado."

"[Forest] GF: Oh god it's a bear! Me: *Stuffs socks down front of pants* GF: What are you doing? Me: Making myself look big Bear: Well hi"

"A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Their lack of faith due to God forsaking mankind has driven them to alcoholism."

"Confucius on baseball Confucius say ""Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can't walk"""

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."

"That's a nice ham you have there It would be a shame if someone put an 's' at the start and an 'e' at the end..."

"How long is a Chinese name."

"Looks like I'm finally going to meet my twitter crush, don't know if I should diet or let him find out the hard way Im good w camera angles"