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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and.... ....I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."

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"A husband says to his wife... ""I killed 5 flies today. 2 were female, 3 were male."" Wife asks: ""How do you know?"" Husband says: ""2 were on the phone and 3 were on the beer can."""
"Punchline Challenge: ""And by the way, you've got a lovely home!"" What's the setup ?"
"Hey, want to hear a rape joke? No? Too bad."
"""Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?"""
"REMINDER: If men could get pregnant, birth control would be in Hooters' wing sauce."
"It's especially on Fridays at 5 pm when I wish I could slide down the back of a brontosaurus directly into my car."
"Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet? He's just Biden his time."
"Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out...... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile."
"Looking for someone willing to kill a man who has wronged me. Unfortunately I can't pay but would be good exposure for an emerging murderer"