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Joke of the Day

"Greenpeace have come up with a new name for shrimp hunting, claiming it's the same as mass murder. They're calling it columbrine"

"Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane? Because he ate his carrion."

"What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit? They're starting to get quite dark"

"They say a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush But a penis in the bush is better than two in the hand any day."

"We have a saying in Germany. It is better to have loved and lost than to engage in a land war with Russia in the winter."

"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut."

"The Air-force Cadets get Red Bull in their ration packs Because apparently it gives them wings"

"TIL that vaccines contain a small amount of mercury, a chemical component that leads to autism. -Idiotic Soccer Mom, 2k16"

"People Say It's Annoying When I Talk To Myself... Stop being so hard on yourself."

"Do you know the time ? No we haven't met yet !"