228512
Joke of the Day
"Are people with OCD upset that those letters aren't in alphabetical order?"
Next Joke
"What did the Chemist have with his Eggs? Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen."
"Know why the number of rape cases is rising? Cause they keep saying "" NO! ""."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay strip club Knock! Knock! *who's there?* The chicken."
"Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage. I used to shave my privates with one But I don't have the balls to do that anymore."
"Dyslexia cost me my job in IT Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files"
"I just ran a .003048K"
"saw a chameleon today So it's safe to say it was a pretty shit chameleon"
"Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown? He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)"
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say upon being asked to star in a Broadway production about the world's greatest composers? I'll be Bach. Sorry."