228512
Joke of the Day
"Are people with OCD upset that those letters aren't in alphabetical order?"
Next Joke
"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces themself."
"Waiter: how would you like your steak? Me: rare [later] Waiter: *brings steak with a 1st edition Charizard on it* Me: *tearing up* perfect"
"How do you unlock a door made of dough With a cookey"
"I got invited to my first HS party... ten years too late, fuck you all i'm not going to the reunion, get bent."
"Me: I set a record for the rope climb in high school. 4-year-old: You climbed it the fastest? My wife: He cried the most."
"What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."
"Throughout history they've removed a lot of key parts from the bible, like how Satan nicknamed his loofah ""Loofifer."""
"If there is a better way to memorialize your parakeet than by tattooing his name on your ass, I'd certainly like to hear it."