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Joke of the Day

"I've been doing so much cardio that I'm going to have a heart attack And my hearts gonna win."

"Ignore her and she'll go away, to buy a gun, but she'll go away."

"Create your own Bermuda Triangle! Just surround yourself with a wife & two kids, then watch all your hopes & dreams mysteriously disappear!"

"Do you know what Jafar's original name was? Male-ficient."

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing..."

"How does an Australian shave? Rise up lights"

"What is a ghost's favorite airplane? BOO!eing"

"Did you hear about the magician that turned his family into a 3-piece suite but couldn't change them back? They were rushed to hospital where staff described them as ""comfortable""."

"It's 'before' not 'B4'... We don't speak Bingo here..."

"Have any you ever tried to throw out a garbage can ? I leave it on the curb everyday, and its always there when I get back from work."