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Joke of the Day

"facebook is down where are we gonna keep all of our faces"

"What do you call a gamer girl on her period? Red ring of death."

"Two avocados were crossing the road... .. One got hit by a truck so the other one said: Come on, guacamole, catch up!"

"Before college I didn't have a degree, or money, or any idea what I was doing with my life. But NOW I have a degree."

"Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road? None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?"

"Cricket Australia. Sponsored by Immodium. Stopping you from getting the runs."

"You know who'd make a good hobbit? Elijah would."

"Minecraft releases a new movie Critics say its a block buster!"

"[a postapocalyptic world where everyone has killed themselves so they dont have to hear my opinions] me: lemme explain y this is problematic"

"who many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? two. one to screw in the bulb and and to hold the cock, LADDER!"