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Joke of the Day
"I feel bad for kids in wheelchairs. I bet they get pushed around a lot."
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"What did the programmer from the biker gang say? ""It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"""
"For what I lack in imagination, I more than make up for in something else."
"What's the difference between a doctor and God? God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor."
"Racist jokes... Go!"
"What do you call a person who speaks three languages Trilingual What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages Bilingual What do you call a person who speaks 1 language American"
"Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it."
"I applied for a government job today and accidentally sent the wrong resume. This early display of incompetence should work in my favor."
"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time""... So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Stephen Wright"
"Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."